Posted 1 hour ago

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

Posted 4 hours ago
mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.
Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?
You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?

You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?

Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

Posted 4 hours ago

stability:

when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

(Source: aanniimmee)

Posted 4 hours ago

the-goddamazon:

asian-mist:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!!

LMFAO OMG her face she was like “WTF…okay, OKAY y’all got it!” xD

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

justaninsulttothedead:

ishaboo88:

toots-toots:

Little girly things…

Her hair is errthang!!!🙌😍😍 Beautiful Black Queen!!👑

uhhhhh what?

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

Posted 4 hours ago
h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle)

Posted 4 hours ago

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Posted 4 hours ago

p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

(Source: potterm-alfoy)

Posted 4 hours ago

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad)

Posted 4 hours ago

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD