Posted 2 days ago

godyes:

10,000Fuck

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donotchoosesidesyet:

lets be real though

joel heyman is obsessed with gold and finances, and he never ages, and is ultrapossessive

he’s a dragon obvsly

Posted 2 days ago

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

Posted 2 days ago

kaehzar:

kaehzar:

I wonder if there’s smutty Lego fanfiction

The answer is “yes” and you don’t want to read it

Posted 2 days ago

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

now the weather

Posted 2 days ago

Take my advice as someone who has a sister: hope she’s a twin and devour her in the womb for supremacy over birthdays and Xmas gifts

Posted 2 days ago

tastysynapse:

Every part of the fandom will understand how comforting this short tune is.

Posted 2 days ago

teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas

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wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

Posted 2 days ago
  1. teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  2. entire class: hot dog or hamburger
Posted 2 days ago

snarksandkisses:

suicideblonde:

Star Trek fan proposing to his girlfriend during their photo with the entire TNG cast

Worth it for the look on Wil Wheaton’s face

For a second there I really though that Wil Wheaton was the one being proposed to.

Posted 2 days ago

I’m convinced being a nice person is one of the shittiest things to be because no matter what you’ll always be taken advantage of and good karma isn’t a good enough reason to lose what little faith you have in humanity

Posted 2 days ago

confusedstagram:

why arent boobs called chest melons

(Source: splders)

Posted 2 days ago
  1. first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
  2. end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.